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It's a beautiful Wednesday. The rain is out and cars are honking their horns! I feel at peace with the whole world. Except for the idiots!

Have a great day, good sirs and madams!
2
Not to be That Guy Who Cares Too Much About Natalie Portman, but her fiance's name is Bnejamin Millepied. I don't think the baby's name has been announced yet.

I hate myself a little bit now.
3
Is his name really Bnejamin? As in "rhymes with Vitameatavegamin?"
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Easy there, Lucy.
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There will be never anything wrong in doing whatever to get those quarters to play video games.