You'd think the mermaid would at least have the decency to have tasty candy on the inside.

I found a corn dog in a tree in NW the other day and some dismembered limb-y "people" in a dumpster in the Pearl. (I have pictures). I suspect they're all from the same source.

Alison, don't bring your neighbor into this again.

is she still warm

Riding a tall bike is dangerous and should NEVER be done on a street especially if you have a fins instead of legs.

Bike mermaid made art.

Clearly, some little girl / boy's mermaid themed birthday party did NOT go well. Let this be a warning to all little girls / boys who ask for mermaid themed birthday parties.

#4 ... thank you for asking the question haunting so many of us.