Oh, You Kids! Jun 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm

The Most Terrible Teen in the World... in Portland TOMORROW!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
That hat should really say "FUCKHEAD".
Abusive on June 21, 2011 at 3:58 PM Report this
2
It's like Brokencyde and Justin Bieber had a baby.
on June 21, 2011 at 5:04 PM Report this
3
Frank would shit a brick in disgust.
Tom [______] . on June 21, 2011 at 6:32 PM Report this
4
shit sandwich
baalzebubba on June 21, 2011 at 6:44 PM Report this
5
"Wait... WSH is Bieber's man. HE'S STEALING BIEBER'S MAN!!"
on June 21, 2011 at 7:04 PM Report this
6
Someone wants to have sexual relations with someone else's earlobes. I'm not naming names here, mind you...
Todd Mecklem on June 21, 2011 at 7:17 PM Report this
7
I'm with Frank on this one.
ujfoyt on June 21, 2011 at 7:57 PM Report this
8
He looks like a pleasant-enough young man to me, though I believe that his hat-maker inadvertently misspelled "privy."
Bizarro Frank Cassano on June 21, 2011 at 8:33 PM Report this
9
Do I get a bonus point if I care about this hiv-ridden teenager?
Rusty! on June 22, 2011 at 1:54 AM Report this
10
If you want a glimpse into his fan base they're lined up outside the Hawthorne Theater right now. That or an audition for Teen mom...
pdxmatt on June 22, 2011 at 5:05 PM Report this
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Aw, pdxmatt, you beat me to the Hawthorne Theater teenager line line (repeat was necessary there, damn it).
Robocat on June 22, 2011 at 7:17 PM Report this

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