Kanter is Muslim. He will breed in Utah, producing the world's first Morslim children. Ten generations from now, the Morslim's will rule the globe and praise Kanter as their deity.

Also, if I don't hear the phrase "...and have also reacquired the rights to Sean Marks" then I consider this Blazer draft a huge bust.

@TSW I feel like if we pool up our money we could acquired the rights to Sean Marks.

Knicks fans have the Jankiest hand-written signs in the league. It's perplexing.

FUCK DOOK

Raymond? Nolan? Who's next--Winston? Gilbert? "Booger?"


We're compiling a team full of nerds!

Not pleased.

@TSW They should trade for Quincy Pondexter.

@Ezra I'd trade anyone for Lamar Latrell. NBA fast break flouncing is highly undervalued.

Rudy! Rudy! Come on everyone! Rud...No? No one?

Jokes on Portland, Rudy goes to the reigning champ and Blazers are still not good enough to make it out of the first round

I know nothing about this game. But based on this blogging, I'm forced to assume the management of the Blazers may well be the stupidest people on the planet.

I mean, I'm reading this right... right? They passed over the guy the wanted for a dude they're using in a pool of people... they're trying to trade for the dude they wanted?

Your assessment is pretty spot-on, Fuit Cup.

Ezra,

Why Raymond Felton? WHY? I want the reboundy guy from Boarshead State!

So, I did a little digging. And apparently "fuit" is Latin for "was." So I'm forced to think you are referring to someone formerly known as Cup.

Sorry good sir! Only us Fruit Cups here. :D

Fuit is also french for fleas. But I've always regarded you much more highly, FC. Somewhere between black widow and carpenter ant.

Oh, neat! See, I recall many a restful afternoons sleeping through French class. Still. I think if I were a bug... I'd be something curmudgeonly, yet sweet and well intentioned.

"Actually they select Reggie Jackson. Uh, okay. Guess that means Catfish Hunter will be drafted next."

I nominate this as Blogtown quote of the jock/nerd supremeness!