What did the uncle driving the truck do? Sheesh.

Why would anyone drive around a big city with the doors unlocked? That's just not smart. I lock mine even though there is always an attack dachsie in the passenger seat. Don't laugh, he has nice pointy teeth and is very possessive. Thay have jaw pressure equal to or more than a Doberman.

[citation needed]

Who needs jaw pressure when you can cause intense fear in the hearts of your enemies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyHeM4KGXxA