Movies & TV Aug 11, 2011 at 10:27 am

The Definitive Outsiders Poll

Alison Hallett
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No contest. It's clearly Dally, if you aren't one of the many, many voters that insist on missing the point.
Ovidius on August 11, 2011 at 10:44 AM Report this
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Agreed.
Alison Hallett on August 11, 2011 at 10:51 AM Report this
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No, YOU'RE missing the point, and the only logical answer is Sodapop Curtis, now with visual proof.

http://cdnet.myxer.com/tn/c/1531299/big/?t…
Wm. Steven Humphrey on August 11, 2011 at 10:57 AM Mercury Staff
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http://warrensburg.k12.mo.us/iadventure/43…

As long as we're playing pedo today, can we add dead-ringer-for-young-Portlander 20ish S.E. Hinton?
Commenty Colin on August 11, 2011 at 11:03 AM Report this
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I'm supposed to click the one whose nickname is in all caps. right? *ponders*
bcmystery on August 11, 2011 at 11:10 AM Report this
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I just want to take a moment to say that the book is really, really good.
cat & beard on August 11, 2011 at 11:12 AM Report this
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I read the book in 5th grade. The only thing I remember is having to look up the word "booze".
theterminizer on August 11, 2011 at 11:17 AM Report this
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Obviously Dally. He has the toothy charm of Julia Roberts only less horsey and boy-ified.
Miranda on August 11, 2011 at 11:23 AM Report this
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I'm going with Johnny only cause I played him in our high schools version. My death scene had 'em cryin all the way to the cheap seats. Also didn't hurt that I had more than a passing resemblance to R. Macchio.
Abusive on August 11, 2011 at 11:24 AM Report this
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WHY THE SHITBALLS ISN'T RANDY "HUNG LIKE A HORSE" ADDERSON IN THIS POLL?!? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!
Graham on August 11, 2011 at 11:41 AM Report this
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I'm writing in Brian Atene.
geyser on August 11, 2011 at 11:51 AM Report this
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It depends. Is the awful original soundtrack playing? Because, if so, my libido is pretty much destroyed.
on August 11, 2011 at 11:54 AM Report this
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You just know that Ponyboy will do the Al Pacino thing, and shortly after his 25th birthday he'll look like he opened the Ark of the Covenant. Just saying. And while Wm.'s Sodapop picture is admittedly flattering, he really ought to be barred from the poll since Rob "You've Been Robbed!" Lowe is a Mercury contributor as of last issue.
Ovidius on August 11, 2011 at 12:01 PM Report this
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I had a hard time choosing between Dally and Soda Pop but Rob Lowe is better looking now than he was then and Matt Dillon is the opposite. So had to go with then.
Beer Batter on August 11, 2011 at 12:05 PM Report this
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Next week on Blogtown: Which of the Heathers would you stuff?
mars on August 11, 2011 at 2:54 PM Report this
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Next week on Blogtown: which of the Bronte sisters was the most bangable?

(Hint: the unquestionable right answer is Anne)
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on August 11, 2011 at 4:19 PM Report this
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Which one of these is Joneser most likely to throw her underwear at?
ujfoyt on August 11, 2011 at 8:17 PM Report this
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This was the first one of these I've been to that sold out. Yikes. I ended up leaving shortly after the film started and made it to Videorama just in time to rent it. Alas, I didn't have an extension cord long enough to watch it on my roof.
Ovidius on August 12, 2011 at 9:08 AM Report this

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