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Toby Keith or BUYA

(boot up your ass)
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Toby Keith.
You couldn't pay me.
And, he has to dress 'hipster' to feel at home there too.
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Cat Slam - with the stipulation that no alcohol be ingested.
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Ummm... you guys know if you chose the Alice in Wonderland ball, I'd have to go in costume, right? It's a COSTUME ball!
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I just brought Toby Keith into a three-way tie with Kottonmouth Kings and Cat Stories, so clearly the only way to settle this is to make him attend a Toby Keith/Kottonmouth Kings jam session where they sing songs about [un]funny cat stories.
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How do I vote for "All of the above"?
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Attending the Kottonmouth Kings concert show seems too easy. From looking on youtube, they seem to REALLY like singing about pot. How about we up the discomfort a bit and require him to wear an anti-marijuana t-shirt and be a pretend "Fly High Naturally" advocate for a night?
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Why so elaborate? Just send him to an AA meeting. In, say, Medford.

http://www.medfordareaaa.org/
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Cat Slam but only because I kind of want to go to there.
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I don't see what's so bad about Cat Slam. Cats are nice, stories about cats are funny, and Joe's has coffee.
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If it's boring he hates, make him hang out with Quig. Judging by his writing, that's the most boring dude in Portland.
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As long as you're sober! *vote vote vote*
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I want to see him dressed up in a ridiculous costume and made to dance like a spastic, preening goth boy. Also, send him with someone who's really into it, to compound his discomfort and record the proceedings.
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Yep, I knew Hump wanted to go to Alice. I bet he has the costume all laid out at home already, eyeing it lovingly when he gets home.
TOBY KEITH!!
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Cat Fancy, but you have to go in costume.
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TOBY KEITH is a no brainer (just shy of Kootoonmouf Dickheads).
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OH jeez, Toby Keef. Do it for 'murika.
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I think he should take it like a champ and do all of them.
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Nay to the Alice in Wonderland. He'll get a boner and this is about DIScomfort. Kottonmouth it is.
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Why don't we send him to Kottonmouth Kings AND require that he dress as a Juggalo? Two birds, one stone.
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GODDAMMMIT!!! CAT FANCY???? Fuck me! (No, seriously... fuck me. That's the only way I'll be able to survive this.)
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WSH, readers of this blog have been disappointed so often by this series that we need to establish a few rules:

NO, you may not go to the zoo instead.
NO, you can't drink anything alcoholic, even though it's at a bar.
NO, you may not bring a friend like Smirk did.
If a pick-up artist approaches you at the event, you have to go home with him/her.

Anyone else have anything to add?
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Meow is the hour of our discontent...
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You can now view the Cat Stories II event in its entirety: http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2011/08/video-cat-stories-ii-at-joes-cellar.html

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