I just brought Toby Keith into a three-way tie with Kottonmouth Kings and Cat Stories, so clearly the only way to settle this is to make him attend a Toby Keith/Kottonmouth Kings jam session where they sing songs about [un]funny cat stories.
Attending the Kottonmouth Kings concert show seems too easy. From looking on youtube, they seem to REALLY like singing about pot. How about we up the discomfort a bit and require him to wear an anti-marijuana t-shirt and be a pretend "Fly High Naturally" advocate for a night?
I want to see him dressed up in a ridiculous costume and made to dance like a spastic, preening goth boy. Also, send him with someone who's really into it, to compound his discomfort and record the proceedings.
WSH, readers of this blog have been disappointed so often by this series that we need to establish a few rules:
NO, you may not go to the zoo instead.
NO, you can't drink anything alcoholic, even though it's at a bar.
NO, you may not bring a friend like Smirk did.
If a pick-up artist approaches you at the event, you have to go home with him/her.
(boot up your ass)
You couldn't pay me.
And, he has to dress 'hipster' to feel at home there too.
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TOBY KEITH!!
NO, you may not go to the zoo instead.
NO, you can't drink anything alcoholic, even though it's at a bar.
NO, you may not bring a friend like Smirk did.
If a pick-up artist approaches you at the event, you have to go home with him/her.
Anyone else have anything to add?