News Aug 16, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Portland Mother Gets Probation for DIY Circumcision

Alex Zielinski
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1
So, if it was not probation she was sentenced to, was it 'prohibition' or 'prohibation' she was sentenced to?
shaitan on August 16, 2011 at 3:39 PM Report this
2
Five years' prohibition is hilarious.
Reymont on August 16, 2011 at 3:45 PM Report this
3
KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD
Graham on August 16, 2011 at 3:51 PM Report this
4
Five years of prohibition is just cruel. Well, maybe not for DIY dick-bleeding. People who cut up other people's junk probably shouldn't be allowed booze.
Joe Streckert on August 16, 2011 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Alright, I blame this on my brain melting due to the high temperature I'm running right now. Prohibition would be an unexpected twist...
alexzielinski on August 16, 2011 at 4:39 PM Report this
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I'd like to have my parents brought up on charges for having me circumcised. I didn't ask to have my penis maimed!
Lonely At The Movies on August 16, 2011 at 7:31 PM Report this
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They'll have to pry my uncircumcised penis from my cold, dead hand to...well, they'll just have to, most likely.
Todd Mecklem on August 16, 2011 at 7:46 PM Report this
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Gee, Todd. It sounds as if your hand is a bit, um, frigid.
Baron von Turdwell on August 16, 2011 at 9:25 PM Report this
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Weird how if this was a father mutilating the genitals of his daughter, the jokes would dry up...this lady's a bad mother, and DSS should get involved.
El Stunto on August 16, 2011 at 10:43 PM Report this
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Bris justice.
warmgray9 on August 17, 2011 at 7:11 AM Report this

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