Crime Aug 23, 2011 at 9:45 am

Stolen Goat: Found

Alex Zielinski
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1
I salute the noble efforts of local authorities.
Boat Cop on August 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM Report this
2
"Note the goat's initial excitement" is a delightful phrase.
Reymont on August 23, 2011 at 10:35 AM Report this
3
It's Goat time......COME AT ME GOAT!
on August 23, 2011 at 5:40 PM Report this
4
Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting adventure of...GOAT COP!
Todd Mecklem on August 23, 2011 at 8:00 PM Report this
5
Sorry, that was just baaaaaaaaad. Udderly.
Todd Mecklem on August 23, 2011 at 8:01 PM Report this
6
Sorry again. Guess I was just milking it.
Todd Mecklem on August 23, 2011 at 8:02 PM Report this

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