Well maybe he can go on a speaking tour with Megan Kelly and talk all about how important liberal values become when a wealthy conservative is suddenly affected by them.

Maybe the best gif ever.

Look, you need sugar and carbs to fuel those all-night sessions of singing "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHFveRxXfM4

#1 beat me to it, but I love how it takes a rich white dude going to jail for people to notice that we don't treat prisoners very well.

Gotta feed all the people the legislation you've authored has put there somehow, Bill. How'd the state of those facilities work out for you?

Funny thing is, this is the best press Bill Sizemore has had in about a decade.