News Aug 31, 2011 at 12:14 pm

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GOOD AFTERNOON, ALEX. HOW ARE YOU?
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That's because Jack White is an overrated shit who writes the same song over and over and then thinks of himself as a modern Jimmy Page. Seriously, does anybody like any of his bands anymore?
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Snooki is the Al Gore of New Jersey! Watch for her forthcoming book, "Balls in the Balance."
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I bet Snooki is against the evil pipeline.
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GOOD AFTERNOON! I'M EXCITED TO WATCH THE HUBBLE MOVIE. STARS ARE COOL.
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I WILL USE CAPS WHENEVER GRAHAM SAYS TO GODDAMMIT.

GOOD AFTERNOON!
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@DAMMIT JONESER, NO ONE APPRECIATES SUBTLETY ANYMORE.
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good afternoon news = Mercury staff hungover again...
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FRUIT CUP, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I HAVE NEVER, EVER APPRECIATED SUBTLETY.
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IT'S LIKE NO ONE EVEN CARES THAT I WAS ON BUZZFEED YESTERDAY. UGH.
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@KIALA: IS THAT A NEW DRUG THE KIDS ARE DOING? LIKE, "MAN! I WAS SO RAZZLED FROM TAKING ALL THE BUZZZFEED!!"
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@KIALA, I'LL LOOK IT UP, BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT YUL BRYNER WAS RUSSIAN!
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Are you guys still having those secret juggalo meetings in the "rape room"? That was my favorite part about interning there. (Possibly a highlight of my life.)
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I usually don't get around these parts till afternoon/evening anyway. Thanks for the effort.
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Snooki is an Alien, but not from the same planet as E.T.
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Jack White is the new Michael Jackson.
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WOW. YOU ARE ALL SHEEP.
caps or gtfo? again? lame.

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