Sex Sep 1, 2011 at 9:59 am

This Is the Best Spam Email I've Ever Received.

Alison Hallett
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1
You should be glad the attachments got stripped off.
Demondog on September 1, 2011 at 10:27 AM Report this
2
I think I'm seeing the next Discomfort Zone.
Graham on September 1, 2011 at 10:32 AM Report this
3
Sounds legit.
kiala on September 1, 2011 at 11:11 AM Report this
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So my "6 Feet Above Sea Level Sex Voyage" is bogus too?


GODDAMN YOU VAN DER HEIJDEN
Commenty Colin on September 1, 2011 at 11:58 AM Report this
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I'll take one for the team and review this...service? Movie? Whatever it is, it sounds like it needs to be reviewed. By a journalist.
Dave J. on September 1, 2011 at 2:38 PM Report this
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VAN DER HEIJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJDEN!!!
Ben Coleman on September 1, 2011 at 3:24 PM Report this
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Suspicious! If it was really Dutch, it would be the "One Point Six Kilometer High sex Flight."
Todd Mecklem on September 1, 2011 at 3:27 PM Report this
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Whatever. You won't do it, hipster youth. (-see what I did there?). Live life! Enjoy! give it a whirl!GStop living in Harry Potter movies! Or not ,whatever
on September 1, 2011 at 3:50 PM Report this
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"(-see what I did there?)"
No... uh, continued to make everything under the sun about hipsters somehow?
geyser on September 1, 2011 at 5:24 PM Report this
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Everyone's a hipster.
Tom [______] . on September 1, 2011 at 11:15 PM Report this
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@geyser, no. You failed to get the joke. But that's ok. I'll move on
on September 3, 2011 at 2:24 PM Report this

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