Books Sep 2, 2011 at 9:45 am

Prepare to be EYE BONED!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I'm a man and I just got pregnant.
theterminizer on September 2, 2011 at 10:22 AM Report this
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Is that the guy from Law & Order SVU? He can eye-bone/regular-bone me any time!
on September 2, 2011 at 10:58 AM Report this
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Things screech (literally) to a halt, though, when the test tube breaks during the act...OH, THE PAIN! Those really aren't one-size-fits-all, you know.
Todd Mecklem on September 2, 2011 at 11:20 AM Report this

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