Kids' Koncerns Korner: The Happy Meal

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KIDS R DUM AND NEED TO SHUT THERE STUPID FACES
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Happy Meals are pretty cool, Elsie, and you can just throw the pickles at other kids, make sure there's lots of ketchup on them first! Fun fact: McDonald's grinds up unicorns to make the Happy Meal boxes.
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This is creepy.
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The always classy Mercury with their new KKK blog column. It's a good thing there are no minorities in this City for you to offend.
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OK, I recognize there's a chance that this blog post was referencing the previous blog post about Ron Paul and his "Kooky Kollege Kids." Which would mean the Mercury is only mocking other offensively named groups, rather than being genuinely offensive themselves.
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I am concerned about poor spelling and Steve's well-established penchant for pedophilia.
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UMMMM... what are you old people doing here? GTFO!!!
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Keeping an. eye on you Humphrey. And Pedo Bear
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Those pickles are to be picked off and used to wipe the krap off your butthole after you've eaten and digested your Happy Meal.
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Accompanying photos should be sent here: evilsteve@portlandmercury.com

Head shots only please ;)