GOOD MORNING, SARAH! HOW ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?

GOOD MORNING!

THAT LAST SENTENCE SEEMS TO BE MISSING A FEW WORDS? I CAN'T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF IT.

Also, Nicolas Sarkozy & David Cameron are visiting Libya today. The French are offering aid to build a grand department store in Tripoli, and the Brits will train locals how to loot effectively.

GOOD MORNING GRAHAM! GOOD MORNING REYMONT! CHICKEN IN A POOL IS WEIRD. THAT PICTURE IS SCARY!

I'd say the US government has no business making claims about the violent tendencies of Muslims considering how many Muslims it kills. In Iraq its like a 9/11 every three weeks!

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!

@Reymont - You're right! Good reading skills. I was missing a "before" annnnnd I clearly failed the SATs.

I will use this thread as a place for shameless self promotion! I want to alert the blog world that I will be reading sections from three of my favorite local small press books at Valentine's tonight at 7pm as part of Literary Mixtape. The zines are great, Valentine's is great, I am fully aware that I am a stereotype of myself sometimes, see you there!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. ONE TIME I ATE A LAUGHING COW CHEESE IN THE BATHTUB AND IT FELT REALLY WRONG.

We should all go to Valentines and (lovimgly, not maliciously) heckle Ms. Mirk tonight.

"Now that she is fed and washed up send her to my tent." Winter is coming and I need a good bed wench.

That "Hip Hop High" was a dumb idea to start with.