News Sep 16, 2011 at 9:29 am

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Uh... not tall. Those are total inches. 66 does not equal 6'6". It's 66 inches, or 5'5".
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GOOD MORNING, ALEX! GOOD MORNING, RSI! HOW ARE YOU?!? I WAS ALSO THINKING WHAT ROCKSTARIVY SAID, THESE DUDES ARE SHORT. NOT TALL. THEY'RE ALL FAP-BAIT FOR SHMITTEN KITTEN.
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Good money says the top left guy is your ringleader.
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IF THE LENGTH OF THEIR BEARDS WERE APPLIED TOWARDS THEIR TOTAL HEIGHTS, THESE WOULD BE SOME AVERAGE-TO-TALL-SIZED FELLOWS.

GOOD MORNING! THANK TINY BABY JESUS IN HIS BABY CRIB IT'S FRIDAY!
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THE SHIRE-FOLK HAVE GOTTEN IN THE WAY OF THE IRON-FIST OF THE LAWS OF MAN. THEY SHOULD BE FORGIVEN AS THEY ARE A GENTLE PEOPLE AND KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO.
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, AND DAMN YOU GRAHAM FOR BEATING ME TO SUGGESTING THAT ONE WOULD CONSIDER MASTURBATING TO THESE MUG SHOTS OF PETULANT AMISH GENTLEMEN.

YOU'RE ALWAYS BEATING ME.
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The mugshots for the Amishfolk looks like the inside CD cover for the next great indie-rock band to come out of PDX.
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YEAH: BAND NAMES---

REO SPEEDBUGGY
THE HOEDOWN SLOEDOWN
OLD WORLD RAMBLERS
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AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF THIN WHEELS

GROWING PUMPKINS

DEVENDRA BANHART
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BUSTED BELLS
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BAND OF HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGES

AMISHTAR

MONAGAMISH

LUDDITE OF MUDD

CHURN TO SHINE

BARNRAZOR

LOS BEARDOS

CREED
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AMISH REBEL BUGGY CLUB

BLITZEN TRAPPER

FOUNTAINS OF GINGHAM

MENNONITERANGER
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I say throw the book at them. Sew them into SpongeBob costumes and drop them in front of Hooters on Hollywood Boulevard.
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Those guys actually show very good taste by not wearing moustaches.
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How did you guys miss this news story?

2 guys drive around with dead buddy and use his ATM card to pay for beer and strippers.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/16/…
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Surly-looking bunch. "English-only? We'll kick your frikken asses!"
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THEY HAVE BIZARRO GRAHAM FACIAL HAIR.
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ZZ Tarp
Buckskin Underpants and the Itchy members
Iron and Wine
The Beardcemberists
Bulit to Spoil

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REO Speedbuggy FTW!

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