News Sep 26, 2011 at 9:31 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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That PBR salami would go down mighty fine with a Voodoo Doughnut beer. Or maybe it would taste like someone took a crap in your mouth.
dimitrir on September 26, 2011 at 9:55 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! PORTLAND STATE UNIVERSITY JUST STARTED BACK UP WITH CLASSES; I PREDICT FOUR DAYS TILL THE NEXT STUPID-AS-SHIT 'ANARCHIST' MARCH THAT KNOCKS OVER A DUMPSTER.
Graham on September 26, 2011 at 10:04 AM Report this
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@DMITRIR: I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO CRAP IN YOUR MOUTH TO HELP WITH THE TASTE COMPARISON.
Graham on September 26, 2011 at 10:15 AM Report this
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@ Graham: You're a coprophiliac? No big surprise there.
dimitrir on September 26, 2011 at 10:41 AM Report this
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You missed the story in the Algerian media about Gaddafi's family members there fleeing to Egypt over the weekend. The Egyptians have issued a strong de-Nile, though. No word yet if this is just some sort of pyramid scheme.

http://en.trend.az/regions/met/arabicr/193…
Todd Mecklem on September 26, 2011 at 11:13 AM Report this
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I THINK YOU'RE GRASPING FOR REEDS THERE, TODD.
Fruit Cup on September 26, 2011 at 12:33 PM Report this
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Tut's the way it goes...
Todd Mecklem on September 26, 2011 at 1:17 PM Report this
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Actually Mecklem, the family is in a state of De Nile
on September 27, 2011 at 8:54 PM Report this

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