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I browsed through my sisters comic books and noticed my muscles did not look like the other imaginary creatures so I started rockin' the roids.
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As a native Chicagoan, I wonder: is Rahm Emanuel's goal in life to exceed Richard J. Daley's benchmark of assholery?
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@ Denis, if you wanted my band (The Designer Vaginas) to play your bris, you could have just asked us.

No need to shroud anything in mystery.
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Jeeze, if Sherie is willing to spend that much, she should pop for a nice tattoo as well.

http://www.tattoos4everybody.com/albums/up…
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Can we get a followup to people that have had this surgery done?
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"Since many of the obstetricians and gynaecologists at the conference are untrained in plastic surgery, one big question begins to bother me: on what/whom they will practise?

The answer is, they don't – or, often, not much. A number of those here plan to watch the videos and start operating. Indeed, in one session, a doctor asks how to overcome beginner's nerves – and what are your obligations to let your patient know? "Do it on a 60-year old – it won't matter!" comes one helpful suggestion from the audience."

This excerpt actually made me put down my laptop and stare at the wall despondently for a few minutes.