This is the greatest thing you've ever posted, and I'm only disappointed there aren't more. Like when Alex P. Keaton did speed! Or when one of the Tanner girls smells like booze at the school dance and gets yelled at by Uncle Jesse. Or when Papouli dies! Or when DJ had an eating disorder for a day and fainted at the gym in her 80s sweatsuit! (Full House had a lot of these, I'm realizing.)