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For a name, your band could do worse than Sex Bums.
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And mashers, don't forget them. Why, that whole Occupy Portland business must be just full of mashers and sex perverts. Can you imagine? *flushes* Just think of all the lewd things that must go on around all those tents. Just walking through the park, their eyes undressing me, then their busy hands... *blushes* I declare, there ought to be a law!
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NICE WORK GRAHAM.
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My personal favorite was "rabble rousers."
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Where have all of Portland's Sex Bums gone? I still see hippies, punks, pushers and even the occasional rabble rouser hanging out in the city's parks ... but not a single sex bum. Sad face.
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I saw a tent shaking, and cries of “yes,” but I did not interrupt any of the participants to ask if they were sex bums.

More at 11.
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@reid: You sure they weren't just shouting "Yahtzee!"?
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I'm pretty sure Portland has since lifted the restrictions on sex bumming
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So tired of all these sex bums walking up to me and asking if I have a "spare rimjob." GET A JOB, SEX BUM!
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Please keep in mind the important differences between "sex bumming" and "bum sexing." Few are trained in both disciplines.
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Graham is a shithead idiot troll.
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To be fair, Occupy's failed camping experiment didn't do much to put the lie to the reasoning in that article. Next time let's set some community standards before mommy and daddy officer have to come shut down the party.

This week's charming evening occupations have been wonderful.

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