If he gets it, and I'd endorse him in a second over Brady or whomever else - especially Jefferson Smith - I would like to become the second former news editor of The Portland Mercury to serve as a mayoral spokesperson in Portland. In addition to the relocation, I assume I'd have to go through an extremely ethical hiring process to get the job, of course, but then again I do have some excellent photographs in my bag of Reese in a triathlon wetsuit. It would be a shame if they were to come out. #Reese2012