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I'm still waiting for Eriks review. What gives anyway?
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HUMP NEEDS TO BE RENAMED 'COMEDY SHORTS WITH NAKED PEOPLE'. THERE WAS AN AMAZING LACK OF PORNOGRAPHY AND AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF NAKED GAY MEN DANCING.

ALSO, THE SHOWING I WENT TO HAD THE MOST ANNOYING CROWD. I WANTED TO STRANGLE A NUMBER OF PEOPLE.

MOST DISAPPOINTING FILM WAS THAT STUPID AS SHIT STAR WARS PARODY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? STUPID.
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But how was the Merc Staff submissions?
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Oh my god, I had NO IDEA the Merc was hosting an amateur porn contest.
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This was my first year attending HUMP! and boy, am I glad I did! What a fabulous time!! I gave Donut best humor (love the Justin Bieber in there!), I gave best sex to Music For Two Humans (I felt it was really beautiful), best kink went to Don't Call Me Missy, and I gave best in show to Teenage Dream (I wish I could start off every day by watching that film haha).

I feel like next year it would be good to see more girl on girl; there was a lot of dick (not that I am complaining).

Advice I would give to filmmakers is to allow some end credits to roll! Most of the films did this and it allowed the audience time to clap/hoot/holler. Some did not, however, and their applause was cut short or non existent.

Overall, great time HUMP! I was not disappointed! P.S. Dan Savage was HILARIOUS and definitely one of the highlights of the show.
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ALSO, THAT WAS THE DULLEST KNIFE IN THE HISTORY OF KNIVES. I OWN SPOONS SHARPER THAN THAT THING.
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It wasn't as funny or sexy as the HP Lovecraft Film Festival shorts. Also, I think next year I'll go to the midnight showing so as not to get screamed at by over enthusiastic staff kicking us out.

I did like the hot gay menz in the shower at the end though.

The donut one made me want to vom, more so than the knife one.
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Your face is sharper than that knife
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I could have watched hours of footage of Don't Call Me Missy. That was the best thing I have ever seen. I beg the two beautiful people who made that video: Please, release an hour-long tape and become millionaires. My wife will never do that amazing shit with me!
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I wonder if the crowds are behaving any different at Voodoo? I hope those girls were using the 'day-old buckets'. Frugality is important.

I thought Don't Call Me Missy was the best, hottest. And I'm not particularly into that sort of thing.

As to the"knife". It was hot in a dangerous-looking way, but nowhere near as squirm-inducing as Year One's submission. Two words: Anal meathook.

THAT was a squirmer.

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Does this mean we won't have that woman's butt in our face again for the next eight or nine months? Good thing I copied her to my desktop!
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When do I get my Iphone back ?
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"HUMP NEEDS TO BE RENAMED 'COMEDY SHORTS WITH NAKED PEOPLE'. " - yes. That was the least-erotic least-sexy porn festival ever.
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I also did not get as turned on by the films this year. Last year I got railed super hard afterwards because my then boyfriend and I were horny, this time it was just because he felt bad for me.
I thought there was too much gay dick. Hot gay dick, I will admit, but not enough P in V.

Also, Rotoscope Myself took a shit ton of time to make and should have been given a little more credit than it got. There wasn't even an option to vote for it!
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I second Don't Call Me Missy being the hottest one. I've thought about it several times since watching it on Saturday and now I'm determined to find a hot man who wants to take part in some naked fighting with me. I voted One Night Only for Best Humor, Don't Call Me Missy for Best Kink, The One Where The Girl Is Pushed Against The Door for Best Sex (although looking back, I probably should've voted for Night Of The Giving Head), and Teenage Dream for Best In Show.

Next year I want to go with someone I'm having sex with so I can admit when I'm turned on. I went with a guy friend and while it was still fun, I held back on admitting what I enjoyed and why.
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Too rushed. Not enough time or in some cases even a pause between each submission. Not enough time to vote cause of being kicked out of the theater to make room for the next showing.
Like baileyy, I didn't get very turned on either. Partly from the whole thing being too rushed and partly from the overabundance of funny and underabundance of hot.

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