Can't actually attend a thing on Friday, but just for fun here are a few potential derby names:

Captain Punch
Doctor Hooligan
Tits 'N Asteroids
Monty Fist-O
Jam-A-Lot
Ace of Blades
Quad of Thunder
Punchin' Judy

I got this: Rump Roast.

Dammit! "Punchin' Judy" and "Ace of Blades" are taken. "Sir Jam-a-Lot" is also a thing. I am not clever.

I have always been fond of "The Moral Degenerate"

The existing list is too long, it's tough to outclever it! I was bummed that "Skater-Kinney" was already taken.

Blazing Arizona. Mother Pain. Louisa Flay Alcott. Cleverly Beery....

CUNextTuesday
Occupy This!

Slamantha Foxxx

Stella Payne-Diazz

CONTEST CLOSED. I sent emails to the lucky winners. We'll be doing another giveaway tomorrow for Saturday's game, so stay tuned.