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1
What comes up if you ask Siri for family planning? Just wondering.
2
I SAW ALISON'S HEAD AT THE 0:53 MARK. TELL HER TO STAY OUT OF THE FRAM NEXT TIME.
3
Wow, I expected you to look more like a filthy, deranged sicko.
4
Siri should have a "Vietnamese Bar Hostess" option.

"Oh, Steve, you so fahnny, you no want abortion, you a man! I think you a man anyway!"
5
If you need an abortion, I just bought a new dining room table. C'mon over! I still have 9 lbs of leftover turkey!
6
Well. Someone should tell Siri that we can always go back to coat hangers and flights of stairs. Because those particular stereotypes are awesome.

My favorite quote on the subject:

"I, ah...this abortion issue in the States is dividing the country right in half. You know, and even amongst my friends - we're all highly intelligent - they're totally divided on the issue of abortion. Totally divided. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are just annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we gonna have a consensus? I'm torn. I try and take the broad view and think of them as evil, annoying fucks."
~Bill Hicks

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Smart-assiness aside, this does really stink. Do other types of medical clinics show up?
8
@Todd -
I think your account might have been hacked by someone talking about putting smartassiness aside. Couldn't be you, right?

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