News Dec 3, 2011 at 10:08 am

NFL Player Crashes Car in Downtown Portland

Sarah Mirk
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Friday morning near Pioneer Square I encountered an old woman talking to an empty street, asking "Is your daughter marrying an NFL player? Do you want your daughter to marry an NFL player?"
on December 3, 2011 at 10:40 AM Report this
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The only appropriate course of action is to give Suh a 2-week suspension from driving.
Totalitariland on December 3, 2011 at 12:38 PM Report this
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Sarah, you're a journalist. Look up "begging the question," please.
Sherpa Show on December 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM Report this
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At least he did'nt crash into Tim Tebow.....hey oh!
on December 3, 2011 at 2:20 PM Report this
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He then slammed the bubbler's head into the ground and stomped on it.
BenStoddard on December 3, 2011 at 2:25 PM Report this
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Actually this begs the question: who's a bigger bust, Suh's car or Joey Harrington?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eImJkzPza40
Čẖüñđƴ on December 3, 2011 at 3:28 PM Report this
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At least he didn't go flying over multiple curbs in a car stereo parking lot and then get out with his fly open.
Andy from Beaverton on December 3, 2011 at 5:17 PM Report this
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Not impaired my ass.
Detroit Lion or not, he's Grant High Alumni.
Go Generals!
Baron von Turdwell on December 3, 2011 at 10:01 PM Report this

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