HAVING ONCE SAT IN THE HORRIBLE SEATS AT THE HOLLYWOOD THEATER FOR A DOUBLE FEATURE, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HELL ON EARTH THAT AN ALL-NIGHTER MARTHON WOULD BE ON MY ASS.

I've sat through plenty of double-features there with no problem. But if you're concerned, fork over a small donation to help them install the new seats!

@OVIDIUS: THAT WILL NOT GET THE SEATS INSTALLED BETWEEN NOW AND TOMORROW.

That might depend on the size of your donation, Graham.

@OVIDIUS: THAT'S A GOOD POINT. I'LL JUST SAY THAT I'M NOT PERSONALLY IN A PLACE FINANCIALLY TO CONTRIBUTE THAT MUCH MONEY TO A THEATER JUST TO GET SEATS INSTALLED.

I'm questioning your dedication toward instant gratification. But whatever. I'll judge silently.