Portland Police Respond to Call of Raging Jedi Swinging Lightsaber

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It is helpful to know that toy lightsabers are a good defense against TASERs.
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This story is awesome!!!
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IT'S TIME FOR THE PORTLAND POLICE BUREAU TO INITIATE ORDER 66!
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"...if this guy had something in his hand even just a little more dangerous than a toy lightsaber..."

I was surprised that the headline didn't read. "Portland Police empty service weapons in to dangerous man fielding deadly futuristic weapon"
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Buncha simple tricks and nonsense.
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these arent the droids you're looking for
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So... is he part of the occupy movement? I wouldn't have thought so if it was a red lightsaber.
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He could have "gotten himself shot?" The police bear no responsibility for shooting people? Come on, it's time to stop blaming the victims of police brutality. Our hyper-militarized police force is putting China to shame.
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Forgive the casual use of "gotten." It's an ugly word anyway. And "could have been" is more apt.
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Maybe he'd had one too many frozen burritos at one of those Jantzen Beach lottery "delis."