Let's just hope that Kim Jong Un is a Grimm fan.

This is the creeping "franchise-ism" I have warned you all about! (The same post appeared in SLOG with the headline "Just Theoretically Speaking, Does North Korea Have a Missile That Can Hit Seattle?") I suppose my warnings should be set rather low in the order of our civic priorities...but, still. Brazen franchising should not go unpunished. Next they'll be renaming our children with all sorts of Seattle-ish names...

Not to mention therre's really no need to re-post such an idiotically fear-mongering post.

Their jalopy missiles couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

To be fair, the pacific coastline could be construed as sufficiently broad.

Theoretically, we're all holograms anyway.