Okay, I will try (so hard) not to panic because I know it can still make the Commenter's Choice poll. But you DO realize that "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" is absent this poll? It's not Christmas until Darlene Love brings the house down on Letterman.
holy crap, there are way better secular xmas songs than any of these, including Rufus Thomas' I'll Be Your Santa Baby, Mack Rice's Santa Claus Needs Some Lovin', Commander Cody's Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas, Bill and Bonnie Hearne's Christmas in a Honky Tonk (New Year's Drunk in Jail) and Sarah Brown's My Christmas Tree is Hung with Tears, and that's just for starters.
@ TSW
Wow. That's a great suggestion for Thursday's COMMENTER'S CHOICE poll, which you would have known about if you had LEARNED TO READ!! (Also see special NOTE FROM HUMPY*).
@Ned, Santa Baby is literally the only traditional Christmas song I can remotely stand. I'm not saying it's good, but it doesn't make me want to slam speakers with a hammer until they're dust.
(although Slade's Merry Christmas Everyone and Wizzard's I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day, both from 1975, should both be in anyone's top five)
LEARN... TO... READ!!!!! (Also, see special NOTE FROM HUMPY*)
LEARN... TO... READ!!! (And see special NOTE FROM HUMPY*).
EGREGIOUS OMISSION.
Wow. That's a great suggestion for Thursday's COMMENTER'S CHOICE poll, which you would have known about if you had LEARNED TO READ!! (Also see special NOTE FROM HUMPY*).
Albert King - Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin' (not the Lynyrd Skynyrd version!)
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I thought we were naming xmas songs we like to masturbate to.
1. It's not my fault you wrote incomprehensible directions...and
2. I don't give a shit, either!
Also you should include Clarence Carter's "Back Door Santa". It's from 1968, so that should qualify also.
Can I vote for that Flaming Lips Christmas song now?