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1
Wut?

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen kicks all these other songs asses and even says God in the title, so it should totally win. You suck, Humpy.
2
The Twelve Days of Christmas is, of course, the unimpeachable version by John Denver and the Muppets.
3
I'm sure most of us here have taken more important poles than this one.
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@ Dismay
LEARN... TO... READ. (Also, see NOTE FROM HUMPY*)

@ Monica Lewinsky
LEARN… TO… SPELL. (Also, see NOTE FROM HUMPY*)
5
WHRE THE FUKNG SHUT IS LITL DRUMR BOUI?
6
Hark the herald angels shout
Three more days 'til we get out!
Three more days 'til we are free
From this penitentiary!
7
Joy to the world
The teacher's dead!
We barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
And ROUND and ROUND and ROUND IT GOES!
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@ Graham

I know you know how to read. Look for it tomorrow in the "ANIMATED" category! (I realize my methods are inscrutable.)
9
WHERE IS THAT FAHOO FORAY SONG THE TOWN SINGS AT THE END OF THE GRINCH? I NOMINATE THAT! IT'S VERY PRETTY.

ALSO, IS NOW THE TIME I ALSO NOMINATE EASY-E'S MERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' XMAS?
10
That "Carol of the Bells" and "12 Days of Christmas" have gotten any votes at all indicates that Blogtown readers have evil, annoying taste in music.

Bah.
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@ TSW

I shall not be trolled. Happy holidays, my friend.
12
Too late, Steve!

Thanks. You, too.

(that Grinch song really should be on the list. It's called "Welcome Christmas.")
13
Where's Little Drummer Boy?
14
Why are you guys wrong all the time? Try harder.
15
Do you have choices that aren't so Jesusy?
16
Humpy, I think Monica spelled it right. Think about it.
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@6, 7:

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

and:

Good King Sauerkraut, look out! On your feets uneven

- Walt Kelly
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@randyzpdx

You're worse than the clap.
19
@ujfoyt

Despite my choice of user-names, I think my single-entendre was just too subtle for Humpy.
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Sorry, I'm not used to looking for subtlety around here. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
21
Where's "Jesus Up Your Ass!" by Metallica?
22
WTF DOODS where's What Child is This???
23
I can read but I don't really give a shit about the fact Steve doesn't give a shit, so that's not going to stop me from pointing out that "Christmas Time Is Here" should be added to the animated list if it's not in there already (in addition to "Little Drummer Boy" and Welcome Christmas").

Also, "Wonderful Christmastime" should be added to the commenter's choice list.
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"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day" ...

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