Music Dec 21, 2011 at 10:44 am

"Best Xmas Song EVARRRR!!!": Day Three (Creepy Wooden Puppet Songs)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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If Grinch doesn't win this, then Mecklam is definitely stuffing the ballot box again.
Fruit Cup on December 21, 2011 at 11:05 AM Report this
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Christmastime Is Here is definitely superior. R.I.P. Vince Guaraldi.

And Rudolph the song existed long before the Rankin-Bass special, it should have been on yesterday's poll.

cat & beard on December 21, 2011 at 11:23 AM Report this
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Since you foolishly neglected to include a NOTE FROM HUMPY* in today's poll, I ask: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT "FAH-WHO-FOR-AZE" SONG FROM HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS?! Also, where are all the songs I'm expected to wait until tomorrow to mention?
dimitrir on December 21, 2011 at 11:36 AM Report this
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C&B: yesterday's poll was religious songs. "Rudolph" isn't exactly chock-full of Jesus.
dimitrir on December 21, 2011 at 11:43 AM Report this
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@ C&B
Had I included Rudolph, Frosty, et al on the "Secular" poll that would've kicked off songs such as "Winter Wonderland" or "Feliz Navidad" and I would've been yelled at about that as well. Moral: I cannot, nor will ever be able to, win.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on December 21, 2011 at 11:47 AM Mercury Staff
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It's funny that you'd say that, Cup, because I hastily voted for Grinch before I even noticed that Heat Miser was on the list. Now I want to change my vote. Can somebody take care of that?
Todd Mecklem on December 21, 2011 at 12:25 PM Report this
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See Mr. Mecklem!? Even you cannot deny the genius that is The Grinch.
Fruit Cup on December 21, 2011 at 12:40 PM Report this
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You are my hero, dmitrir! I TRIED to make that point yesterday with that song, and would've today too except Dear Leader is prone to accusing me of something called "trollerizing."
TSW on December 21, 2011 at 12:42 PM Report this
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I'm not speaking to any of you until we get some more votes for "Jingle Jingle Jingle" (AKA the best fucking song ever written EVARRRRR!!!).
Wm. Steven Humphrey on December 21, 2011 at 1:32 PM Mercury Staff
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Crap. If I'm TSW's hero, that means I have to rescue him or her if he or she gets captured by a supervillain. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
dimitrir on December 21, 2011 at 1:53 PM Report this
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I would like to add "Rest in Peace" by Spike (the Vampire) to tomorrow's reader's poll.
Fruit Cup on December 21, 2011 at 1:58 PM Report this
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"The Who Song (Welcome Christmas)" should be on this list. This is an egregious error. William clearly doesn't care about anything good.
on December 21, 2011 at 2:15 PM Report this
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Goddammit you fuckers, vote for "Heat Miser."
Todd Mecklem on December 21, 2011 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Where is "Master of Puppets" by Metallica?
Suburban Porn King on December 21, 2011 at 4:56 PM Report this
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DMITRIR,

I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.
TSW on December 21, 2011 at 6:49 PM Report this

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