Would anyone who's ever been on the internets order something called "Santorum salad?"*

Also, that picture proves that you can add celery and mayo to anything, and it becomes a salad. And since it's a salad, it's good for you.

*apologies to Todd

It's OK, dmitrir, I really don't give a shit.

I think that salad should be called the Romney, it looks like a common variety of "Mormon Salad" one might encounter in Utah. Lots of celery hidden within.

Obama signed NDAA because it gives him the power to indefinitely detain certain members of congress for sedition without trial or notification.

That is want Reagan would do!

When they marry, does Aretha Franklin's husband become the King of Soul, or just some sort of Prince or Duke of Funkiness?

@6, he is elevated to His Lordship of Soul.