They should be stopped.

Aww Ned, you know you want your own inflatable microphone to bounce around on.
Or, at the beach, etc. The possibilities are endless.

For highly unfortunate reasons that I won't go into, I actually saw Van Halen when Gary Cherone was the lead singer. Words that I use to describe that experience include "sad," "uninspiring," "depressing," "bedraggled," "pathetic," "hugely stupid," "waste of fucking money," and "bar none the worst concert-going experience of my entire life and I'm even including all those painful, wince-inducing, hippie-strewn open mic nights I went to when I lived in Eugene."

Lunging about on stage, Van Halen didn't look like rock 'n roll party dudes. They looked like someone's dad trying to dance.

Also: poor Michael Anthony.

"Jump" could be very dangerous for those brittle, elderly bones.

Yuck.
They should be detained indefinitely.

It's not really a reunion without Michael Anthony anyway. Wolfbait sucks.

If King Kong had appeared and beaten the four of them to death with that giant microphone it might've at least been worth the hundred bucks that some of those sorry suckers in the audience paid.

David Lee Roth walks like he's got poop in his depends.

This could not be better if it was one of those "shredding" videos. Amazing! This has changed my life.