Could be looking at your future here Erik.

Art criticism in general is pretty useless.

I am a river to my people.

http://soundcloud.com/user2751281/by-jupit…

I will not do "A Taylor-made Romance" for $10.

@atomic: This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm going to set this up right now so that it goes off whenever Liam Neeson calls me.

This one is for when I call. Courtney too I guess.

http://soundcloud.com/user2751281/skates

I'm not sure if any of what happens at the Mercury (or in that Youtube video) can really be called "film criticism."