I look forward to the next caucus, where Whatshisname drops out, because poop jokes.

But but... If Whatshisname drops out, there'll be less reason for Dan to feel smug about achieving an all-time-lowering of the bar for political discourse. And if Dan doesn't get to feel self-satisfied, he'll have to go back to self-righteous preaching and self-centered views of the world. And noone wants that...

We're gonna get one of these per day for the next month or two, aren't we.