A crippled squirrel could play drums better than Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney.

The fact that a mediocre band like the Black Keys is "huge" is proof of the irrelevance of ye olde music industry.

that proves nothing actually

HOLD EVERYTHING: I DISAGREE WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.

@1 You are wrong, Carney is a very good drummer.
@2 You are wrong, The Black Keys are not mediocre.
@3 You are wrong, if you were indeed implicitly accepting the (wrong) premise of #2 while disputing #2's conclusion drawn therefrom.

GOOD DAY, ANONYMOUS, WRONG COMMENTERS.

I do not accept the premise

You stand corrected

Once again, I am wrong on the Internet.

This band just sounds like Bad Company to me. I'll pass.

@9, or at least has a sweet pedal to drop the bottom end out on that hook for Lonely Boy. People like me across the country were slapping foreheads for not getting that one together sooner.