Come See the REAL Red Dawn Before the Remake RUINS IT FOREVER

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Thor AND Tyra Collete AND Peeta Mellark? I dunno, sounds pretty awesome to me.
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The only people who find Red Dawn "awesome" are white kids who grew up in the 80's and are in their early thirties. There is this obsession with crappy eighties pop culture including this movie which was and is terrible. Is this meant to be "Ironic"? If so,lame. If not, just really sad.
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Yeah, don't you hate it how people like things from their childhoods?! And isn't it weird how it's only white kids who grew up in the 80's?! Why can't those people just like serious things like Avatar and Coldplay.

Good point, DamosA
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I think the ones we should be fighting against (you know, in the remake) are over there on the left.

Burrito Dawn, amirite?

Ayeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN RED DAWN BEFORE. IS IT A SEQUEL TO RED SONJA?
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WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!
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It won't change how I view the original because there is no chance in hell I will watch it.

I've learned to vote with my dollars. And my vote is fuck every fucking thing about that shit.
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I guess kids don't wear varsity letter jackets anymore, huh?
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Gotta throw some token extras in there so the modern, politically correct film becomes appealing to all races.... another perfectly good movie fucking ruined.