Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

I like that her family's home has a sign on the door that says "Please use front entrance". IT'S A TRAP, SHE BROUGHT YOU TO A HOTEL TO RAPE AND MURDER YOU.

Every time you have sex in holy wedlock, it's like you have a threesome with Jesus. Oh yeah.

I'm so glad I talked that fine, upstanding young man out of going inside that cuddly girl's house. She and I had a fine time after he went away.

I....uh.....oh God. Christians are just over-the-top crazy.

I love how it cuts down to his hand, him obviously thinking "great, better go wank before I get blueballs".

It could have been worse. I suppose Pedobear could have shown up.

@9, are you kidding? That WAS Pedobear!