Today in "Donkey Semen": The Story I Refuse to Let Die

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Thanks a lot, Steve, now "It's a lot thicker" is playing in a Ned Falnders-style loop in my head, and my bleu cheese dressing salad is RUINED.
2
Huughhhhhhh.... Ughhhhhh
3
Uhh... somehow you made this a lot worse Melogna.
4
As news stories go, this one is almost as gross to imagine as the one about Newt and Callista Gingrich having sex.
5
Newt and Calista don't have sex in the traditional sense. She just aims her crazy eyes towards his crotch until a warm sensation occurs.
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The donkey semen "was boiling hot"?! Were the contestants drinking it directly from the source?

Also, Steve, why did you embolden the font for "drinking a glass of donkey semen," but not for "chased down by a glass of donkey urine"? Aren't they equally repulsive?
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Sounds like a poll for tomorrow's "Today in Donkey Semen" post.
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As a vegan, I ...

SHUT UP, ME!

I was only going to say that as a vegan, I wouldn't drink either. I would lose on Fear Factor.
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Wait, can it be vegan offensive if it's omnivore offensive?
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Well, I think it's definitely omni/vegan offensive as an abstract. But having experience with blue cheese dressing, you made it a lot easier to imagine actually having it in my mouth. :(
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I know why your obsessed with this Humphrey.
And its sick and wrong.
Leave eyor alone!
12
Eww it has not been Fear Factor for a long time, lets call it what it is: Gross out Factor