@ROM: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THE BOOK THAT DIE HARD IS BASED ON IS THE SEQUEL TO THE 1966 MOVIE "THE DETECTIVE" STARING FRANK SINATRA, SO THROUGH WEIRD FINAGLING, WE CAN SAY THAT ARNOLD IS PLAYING A PARRALLEL UNIVERSE VERSION OF SINATRA.
Don't site next to me! I plan to smash my neighbor in the face with my elbow, break his or her neck, then tell the usher that they're dead tired. There will be ushers, right?
Dear God you are dorks. Here, let me suggest your next 80's geekfest..."Cobra". You will love it! You can nerd out, live vicariously through a character you have nothing in common with and think fondly about the 80s and bad movies, which came out when most of you were like, 3. And you expect me to take you seriously?
I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE THE JOKE OF "REMEMBER WHEN I SAID *FILL IN THE BLANK*? I LIED!!!" ABOUT 500 TIMES.
FOR INSTANCE, "REMEBER WHEN I SAID THAT ERIK WASN'T A BONER-KILLER? I LIED."