How to Get a Middle-School Boyfriend: The Definitive Treatise - Portland Mercury | Comments

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And step # (glances at notes).
Future debate champion.

on February 3, 2012 at 2:34 PM

2

You know what? I withdraw my opposition to SOPA, ACTA, and PIPA. The internet must be stopped.

Spindles on February 3, 2012 at 2:36 PM

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Slut.

Marq on February 3, 2012 at 2:49 PM

4

Im beginning to suspect you are a Pedo Humphrey.

on February 3, 2012 at 2:51 PM

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this gets worse and worse the longer it goes on!

Eric in SE on February 3, 2012 at 6:16 PM

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I love her comment that "this is just for middle school - if you're in high school you should probably not watch this video"...it was fair warning, and explains why I'm permanently scarred as a graduate student who has taken Women's Studies classes....

Kollontai on February 3, 2012 at 6:37 PM

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HAAAAAAAYYYYYY

WINK

Nailed it.

Melogna on February 3, 2012 at 7:54 PM

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future porn star.

frankieb on February 4, 2012 at 12:26 AM

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"I know this is really hard"

that's what she said...

This girl is banging michael scott step by step...

econoline on February 4, 2012 at 1:55 AM

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