(UPDATED) Are You Ready for Comic Book Men? Hell, is Anyone?

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THIS IS STUPID. I DON'T MEAN, BOBBY'S POST; BUT WHAT BOBBY WAS WRITING ABOUT. ALSO, BOBBY ISN'T STUPID. BUT THIS SHOW IS.
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When I was in the Army, I was stationed near Kevin Smith's comic book store. I had a box there! It always looked very corporate - just didn't compare with the Portland stores, even back then.
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UPDATE: I'M STILL CORRECT.
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I'm surprised by that top picture. I never realized Kevin Smith was Muslim. He's clearly in some kind of mosque-mall. Also, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BABY FINGERS!
(I'm making a real effort to avoid fat jokes here.)
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Those aren't baby fingers. Those are humongously fat fingers.
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As a comic fan I look forward to boycotting this show.
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Considering it's closer to the camera than his glasses, I'd say his index finger is barely longer than the diameter of the lenses, i.e. probably about 2 1/2 inches. He'd have to use both hands to pick up a grapefruit. And yes, this matters quite a great deal!