Cops Solve Creepy Beef Heart Mystery

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1
So who's the fucking stupid-ass who doesn't even know the correct address of his valentines, and can we get his name/photo up here please?

Seriously, a card or box of chocolates is one thing.

But if you're going to leave a bloody cow heart on the doorstep of someone you're wanting to nail - you've better make DAMN SURE it's the RIGHT address!
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This is a cover up. Witnesses spoke of seeing the luminous ghost of Don Van Vliet leaving the scene, hands and chest dripping crimson, humming the tune to "Sheriff of Hong Kong".

source: lies
3
A bee fart would've been just as sweet.

Cow eyeballs would've been easier to transport, and would've expressed the very romantic message, "I only have eyes for you."
4
The cops "solved" the mystery? Because someone contacted them and told them exactly what happened? Well done, promotions all around!
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I agree with @geyser, sitting at your desk eating a donut until someone calls you and tells you exactly what happened isn't "solving" a mystery. I am sure the person who received the heart is relieved but lets not dislocate a shoulder patting the cops on the back on this one.
6
Everything YOU said, Econoline! Blog tag-line is very mis-leading.
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The video is amazing: http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/Cow-heart-Oregon-prankster-apologizes-to-unintended-victim-139590373.html