So who's the fucking stupid-ass who doesn't even know the correct address of his valentines, and can we get his name/photo up here please?
Seriously, a card or box of chocolates is one thing.
But if you're going to leave a bloody cow heart on the doorstep of someone you're wanting to nail - you've better make DAMN SURE it's the RIGHT address!
This is a cover up. Witnesses spoke of seeing the luminous ghost of Don Van Vliet leaving the scene, hands and chest dripping crimson, humming the tune to "Sheriff of Hong Kong".
I agree with @geyser, sitting at your desk eating a donut until someone calls you and tells you exactly what happened isn't "solving" a mystery. I am sure the person who received the heart is relieved but lets not dislocate a shoulder patting the cops on the back on this one.
Seriously, a card or box of chocolates is one thing.
But if you're going to leave a bloody cow heart on the doorstep of someone you're wanting to nail - you've better make DAMN SURE it's the RIGHT address!
source: lies
Cow eyeballs would've been easier to transport, and would've expressed the very romantic message, "I only have eyes for you."