Moldova is the poorest country in Europe, consumes the highest portion of wine per capita in the world and is notorious for human trafficking, specifically of young women, specifically to be sex slaves in Israel (and presumably other countries). So: Muscat-vodka punch, served in a scuffed-up jam jar, garnished with several dashes of bitters and a muddled cherry. L'Chaim!
Put aside a mason jar, and place in it a handful of Lemon Scented Geranium leaves, some lemongrass smashed up, and a few slices of ginger. Cover the jar and let it sit for a week, shaking daily, then use it in a cocktail with a splash of ginger-ale and a lemon twist. You could also add a tiny bit of grenadine on top to make it look purdy. Good luck!