GOOD MORNING, DENIS! HOW ARE YOU?!?

THE SITUATION IN SYRIA IS CONFUSING AND WAY TOO TUMULTUOUS FOR ME TO KEEP TRACK OF THE DETAILS. IT SOUNDS LIKE AWFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING EVERY DAY AND THAT IN TEN YEARS THERE'S GOING TO BE TRIBUNALS AT THE HAGUE; IS ANYONE AWARE OF A SOURCE FOR A GOOD SUMMARIZATION OF EVENTS UP TO THIS POINT

And in other news...naw, I got nothin'. Wasn't there a pony loose somewhere?

GOOD MORNING, CITIZENS. I'M TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT. IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING BECAUSE EVERYTHING NEAR ME IS HORRIBLE.

Have some ritz crackers, fc

@FC: HAVE SOME BACON AND EGGS.