I agree, food & strippers don't mix. The one time I tried the steak at the A-crop, it was all I could do to keep the dancers hair from falling onto my plate. I don't even put a drink near the stage if I can help it.
Wait a sec. The hair may have a disease on it, or maybe cum, is that it? Can't imagine having an appetite thinking about that. How is watching a dancer like that a turn-on? Even if it is a turn-on, isn't it just an exercise in frustration to watch? pay good money for a hard on and blue balls? though I guess you can go jerk off in the bathroom. Seems pretty weird.
Agree with 2,3 and 4. Personally I've not gone to a club in a couple years...did that enough in the 20's and it's boring now. I think you are just finding a cheap excuse to ogle women and get free food. Not that I blame you, it's got to beat Humphrey trying to catch a sneak peek while you are changing for yoga! Just kidding.....really i can't think of any good ones although "Vegan strip club" reduces me to tears based on laughter.
I'll allow that everyone should get a steak at A-crop once in their lives, just to say they did.
Beyond one meal, you should be done eating at strip clubs unless you're an employee.