I'm playing this fun game where I try to come up with worse, more unappealing names than "John Carter" for a space sci-fi action-adventure alien romance.
Elsewhere in the article it mentions that last year's Disney mega-bomb was "Mars Needs Moms," the Berkeley Breathed kids-book adaptation. I think the Red Planet is over for a while. So much for that "Barfly on Mars" pitch I was gonna try.
1. "Shoes"
2. "Beige"
3. ???
It is surprisingly difficult.