"Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer"

Comments

1
"But Janet Riley, president of the hot dog council, said in a statement that hot dogs are 'part of a healthy, balanced diet.'"

I love the idea that a) the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council exists and b) someone has to be president of it and make statements like this. AMERICA!
2
The PCRM thinks Chicagoans might change their diets based on the potential health risks of food?!
3
Wait. I read that as "Hot Butts Cause Dog Cancer." Confusion.
4
Begun, the Food War has.