Crime Mar 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Beaverton Deer Statue Found Slaughtered

Alex Zielinski
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Good times, Beavertown
geyser on March 29, 2012 at 3:51 PM Report this
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Meth heads didn't kill this statue, but we are meant to think they did. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
Marq on March 29, 2012 at 4:58 PM Report this
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I do have a theory regarding this bizarre case :
step 1: do meth
step 2: steal random bronze deer statue
step 3: ?
step 4:PROFIT!
on March 30, 2012 at 3:05 PM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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